Written by Norton Folgate
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Tuesday, 27 May 2008

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Bob Dylan famously sang 'Times they are a-changin' and he was correct.

In an attempt to combat years of sexist comments made by builders and labourers, Pink Constructions have been awarded a number of high profile building projects and contracts. Pink Construction whose motto Admire our erections will work closely with respected Architects, Foster & Co.

Spokesperson for Pink Construction (and part time drag queen, Roxy Deville) said, 'For years, women have been forced to tolerate lewd and sexist comments from building sites. I myself, have lost count of the number of times that I have heard a group of West London brickies shout awwwwright princess, get them tits arrrrtt'.

Roxy continued, 'Now, when my builders see a good looking guy we shout stuff like Hello, Hello, over here! Show me those pecks my diet coke man. It re-addresses the balance.' The firm have tendered and been awarded, work on the forthcoming 2012 Olympics where they will be heavily involved building and designing the changing rooms for the athletes.

Pink Constructions do not play Kiss FM or Capital but an eclectic mix of Barbara Streisand, Cole Porter and Kylie.

They also keep a very neat and tidy site, smart appearance is mandatory with manicures, facials and tanning sessions compulsory.

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