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Tuesday, 27 May 2008

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Is the insertion of the petrol hose into the tank a phallic understatement?

A new initiative at many of Britain's Petrol pumps has been introduced whereby motorists will be able to watch hard core porn videos while filling up their tanks.

This new development in motoring entertainment will allow motorists to view buxom ladies being 'attended' to by gentlemen with high octane energy and fairly generous private parts.

Ivor Ripoff of the Petrol Retailers Association said:

"Many motorists feel that import duty and taxes on cars, stealth road tax, insurance purchase tax and VAT means they are seen as nothing but cash cows. Add to this the 30% or more they pay over normal high street retail prices for goods at motorway service stations and, well, there's not much else left for either the government to tax or for us to overcharge them for.

"The idea behind the free porn movies is that as petrol surpasses the £5 a gallon mark in the UK, motorists will be able to see that they are not the only ones being screwed."

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