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Wednesday, 21 May 2008

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London - (Jaw-dropping Mess): A nationwide spontaneous projectile vomiting pandemic has erupted after the official announcement of a George W Bush visit to Old Blighty next month.

The trip co-incides with the 26th anniversary of his gang's June 1982 topping of 'God's Banker' Roberto Calvi after a successful $400 million heist on the Vatican Bank.

UK cops have always maintained Bush was held overnight on drunk and disorderly charges at Marlborough Street Magistrates Court cells on the night of Calvi's death.

But over that years alibi has worn thin.

Official records reveal that Bush had been nabbed in a seedy Buckingham Palace brothel some 24 hours before the discovery of Calvi's body.

He was then released with a secret microphone and tracking implant that later pinpointed his exact movements.

Max Mosley is 69.

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