A leading psychologist-type, doctor-type has recommended that the abortion age limit for Chavs should be raised to 18. That is, they can now be aborted up to 18 years of age if they show no signs of normality.
Speaking at the Annual Conference for Clinically Depressed Neighbours, respected community psychologist-type doctor-type person Professor Ezra Doktorinthehouse said he felt the current termination age of 16 was not high enough.
He said: "Most Chavs develop their class-jumping senses of delusional grandeur at around 14 years of age. The classic signs are an over-arching reliance on fake Burberry products, "Jesus Loves Me" Moschino belts, wearing baseball caps backwards, shoplifting in Harvey Nicks as opposed to the traditional Primark, Ugg boots that are walked on pronately and using mobile phones for actually speaking to people.
"With most Chavs, these symptoms begin to disappear as they reach the end of their schooling, when are either excluded, receive their first anti social behaviour order or are sent to a remand centre.
"However, the tell-tale, cut-off age seems to be 17. Female Chavs in particular, if they start having their faces pierced with metal bars, or have large ignorant-looking tattoos on their midriffs above the bikini line when they should be signing on at their local Job Centre, then serious consideration should be given to having them aborted.
"Allowing the benefit of doubt, this course of action should really not be taken until they are 18 and lacking any signs of being normal or getting a job."