Written by Norton Folgate

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Topics: Chavs, KFC

Tuesday, 20 May 2008

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Goes down great with a pint of stella and a fight

Kentucky Fried Chicken has started catering their 'finger licking' food to the Chav market for wedding receptions.

Spokesperson for KFC, Gillian Green said 'You go to your average Chav wedding and it would be fair to say that those present do not want Foi grais, smoked salmon, beluga caviar. They want a less staple diet, notable Stella Artois, K-Cider, Peanuts, Quavers, a Karaoke and a fight.'

Already, KFC have done 'a roaring trade' in parts of South Yorkshire, Basildon, Norwich and Dartford. Green continued, 'We even had one wedding where they all the guests had bargain buckets and it was so successful that the happy couple have booked us next month when they get their 5th child - Kylie Brittany Rhiannon christened.

It's enough to make Colonel Sanders weep.

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