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Sunday, 18 May 2008

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In one of his Stalinist disguises, Nazi orgy nutter Max Mosley

London - (Lurid Ass Mess): The octogenarian husband of former top spook Dame Stella Rimington has laughed off reports that his wife was weilding the whip when Nazi S&M nutter Max Mosley was busted in a fetid orgy sting in March this year.

"He even phoned me up and demanded a pubic retraction of this weekend's tabloid story," Sir Fibbington Rimington chuckled today.

"I said to him, Max, you've had a damn good run for your money whoring for Opus Dei; why all this sore-ass petulance now?"

Mosley, 69, has threatened to sue Rimington's spouse for flaming the incident that saw his Chelsea Hitler bunker orgy pilloried in the media.

He blames the former top UK spook's husband for being blackballed from this year's Royal Ascot, Wimbledon, Henley Regatta and Cowes Week yachting event.

Rimington's most recent disclosure was a detailed family tree showing Austrian incest nutter Joseph Fritzl to be Mosley's great-uncle and eminence grise behind the lurid bunker business.

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