London, England - In an effort to help the notoriously dentally-challenged British, the United States government made a declaration to help their Limey friends across the pond. The American League of dentists declared this a noble mission.
"A noble mission yes, but not an entirely easy one." said Dentist General Charles Chicklets. "These people have never seen a toothbrush, toothpaste or even a toothpick in their entire lives! We'll be sending advisors at first. We'll then slowly build up our forces there. We may be in country for a decade or more."
When asked about a possible insurgency, Chicklets said, "I don't see that happening, we'll be greeted as liberators I would think."