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Saturday, 17 May 2008

British Prime Yawnister, Gordon Accountant, has officially been declared the worst Prime Minister in the last thousand years.

Speaking from his twelve-million pound council house, Lionel Blair said: 'Look, OK, you thought I was a big girl's blouse, but Gordon makes George Bush look intelligent.'

And in an official communique from Harare, mass-murderer Robert Eeeeee said: 'Thanks for the bish bosh, Tone, the day Brown has any power is the day we all turn brown! Ha ha ha!'

Some have suggested that Mrs. Gordon Brown is just an inadequate excuse for anything else, and couldn't run a teashop in China, but others have called Miss Brown an embarrassing failure, after only a few months of slobbering over George Bush, and abandoning his fake socialist principles.

James Maxton is 12, Tony Blair is 8, and Gordon Brown is one, one day off being sacked.

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