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Topics: Babies, Tan

Wednesday, 14 May 2008

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I Gave Birth On A Tanning Bed

Bright orange teenage slappers all over Great Britain are risking the lives of their unborn children by glueing themselves to tanning beds all over the U.K.

The selfish tweenie sluts claim they are addicted to the £4.00 an hour tanning booths and couldn't give them up for smack, crack or heroine, let alone the undeveloped foetuses they are carrying.

As the tanning craze sweeps Britains sink estates, spotty flat-chested Jodie Marsh lookalikes are springing up in maternity centres all over the U.K.

Interviewed today, 14 year old teen-slap Tragique Pitty-Smith said,"I was ugly before I discovered tanning beds, as soon as I started to darken up I became confident enough to sleep around, next thing I know I'm bright orange and pregnant. I've been well and truly tangoed. Now I'm hooked on being tanned. When the baby's born I'm hoping to sneak him in with me in a rucksack."

Tanning booth operators today claimed it's impossible to turn away underage tanning addicts "because they look older with a tan".

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