Rangers fan Jocky McSweegan was today ousted from the Rangers Supporters Club following allegations he was caught urinating inside a public toilet. 'I know the rest of the guys just go in the street, but I'm shy.' said the former Glaswegian bigot.
Donald Finlay, Rangers Supporters Club secretary, said. 'It was the latest in a long line of infractions by Mr McSweegan. He was spotted drinking a glass of white wine in a bar, rather than the regulation can of Special Brew outside in an alleyway. He has also refused Kebabs and claims he is 'allergic' to Deep Fried Mars bars. There are also rumours he has a job. We also tested him on his knowledge of songs of bigotry and hate and he only knew half the words. It's a disgrace and he had to go.'
Jocky is going to watch the game from his flat in Greenock, which is not owned by the council - another breach of club rules.