HMP Broadmoor - (Psychotic Mess): The Yorkshire Ripper wants an immediate judicial review of a cynical breach of his human rights that prevent him seeing his son by Camilla wed this weekend at Windsor Castle.
Peter Sutcliffe spawned the tribute artiste known as Peter Philips, son of Princess Anus, a few years before the original royal offspring was fatally shot by his father Mark Philips.
A quick deal was done with Hellfire Club grandees who spotted yet another opportunity to deceive the police and Sutcliffe Minor was shoehorned royal residence Gatcombe Park.
This weekend the fetid impostor is marrying hideous peroxide Canadian social climber called Autumn Kelly.
She has remounced her Roman faith so as not to displace her intended from potential inheritance of the Puppet Throne.
But all this could go horribly wrong if Sutcliffe Senior doesn't get his evil way.
"If the judges refuse him the wedding invite then we're gonna publish all the DNA stuff and birth records," his lawyer Mrs Popat Sanilav said today.
Camilla is foaming at the mouth with incontinence.