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Friday, 9 May 2008

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In season ingredients

Fiery Glaswegian cook Gordon Ramsay has outraged several high-profile animal charities by demanding they use 'in-season' ingredients.

"Our cats will never be safe again," said veteran campaigner Enid Cartwright. "Everytime my little Fluffikins is in season I will have to protect her from foul-mouthed weegies carrying a meat cleaver. It's not right.'

An RSPCA spokesman said 'Although it is true that domestic pets are more delicious when in season, it is unwise to wage all-out gastronomic war on them. I can see his point though, I am partial to a bit of goldfish in a labrador jus myself.'

Mr Ramsay was unavailable for comment due to undergoing a medical procedure to remove his cranium from his bowel cavity.

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