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Friday, 9 May 2008

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Transportation union official Crowe's fantasy of Boris as Superman, oh geez!

New London mayor, Boris Johnson has decided to put the tube on the wagon! Newly elected mayor of London wants prohibition on the public transportation system.

The Lord No Longer High mayor is seeking to roll back the liberal excesses of Red Ken Livingstone's permissive unrule.

"Red Ken was against polluting the air but he let the tube be terrorized by marauding polluted drunkards!": offered Boris in explanation of his keg-busting reforms.

Bob Crowe, union leader for the transportation workers cast doubt over what he called an overly hasty plan. Crowe oddly asked for Johnson to appear Superman-like with his underwear over his trousers to enforce the new subway sobriety. Johnson stated his uncomfortableness with the union official's attention to his underoos, super or not.

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