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Topics: Tax, Boris Johnson

Monday, 5 May 2008

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Boris Johnson

Boris Johnson, new London Major and Puppet Master of Davy Cameron has launched a new scheme to make him popular, the complete abolition of Taxes.

The famous Blonde said: 'Gosh, well Taxes have always seemed to me to be jolly unpopular, and I thought I would make myself instantly more attractive by abolishing them completely. I also thought I would run for Prime Minister as well. It only seems the next most logical step after this one'.

Gordon Brown dismissed Boris's ideas as pure Poppy-cock. 'It will never work. Think of all the Tax Collectors who will be out of work....???...'

Ken Livingstone is currently nursing a hang-over, and a couple of Newts, following Johnson's win.

'Gentlemen prefer Blondes' was all that Livingstone said when we phoned him for a statement.

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