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Thursday, 1 May 2008

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As the race to be London Mayor hits the home straight and 'hots up' Boris Johnson has addressed the growing issue of Noise Pollution.

Johnson has said that if elected, he would legalise tasers to be used on those passengers who play their i-pods too loud on journeys in and around the capital.

A spokesperson for Johnson said 'Boris will monitor the level of the taser stun gun which will in turn, depend on the type of music the guilty passenger is listening to when the offence actually occurs.

'Anything by James Blunt for example, results in a lethal shock.'

Hopefully.

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