Written by Sophie Jayne

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Monday, 28 April 2008

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Daniel heads down to the houses of parliament.

I don't pretend to know anything about politics or any of those other intellectual subjects, mainly because I am too busy 'stalking' good old Radders but I can tell you this, Daniel Radcliffe is planning to replace Gordon Brown as the Prime Minster of Great Britain.

"I for one have grown tired of Mr Brown's Scrooge type approach and am going to do something about it, SO VOTE RADCLIFFE." Radders yelled.

Brownie however was not happy with Mr Radcliffe's outburst. "That boy can not declare an election on me. Does he no nothing about British politics? And for his information I am very kind and giving, I am no scrooge."

Radcliffe was seen marching down a busy London street, followers in toe with leaflets and banners. His plan seems to be to get as many 'peasants' behind him and then over turn Brown's government. Further proof that Daniel will turn his hand to anything.

Well one thing is for sure, Radcliffe has my vote, as soon as I am legal that is.

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