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Friday, 25 April 2008

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Young high acheivers will enjoy Boris's incentive

London - (Rizla Mess): All school leavers gaining five good GCSEs and two A Levels will be allowed to grow a bit of their own in a young persons business initiative announced by Boris Johnson.

"It's time we got hip to these high achievers' needs," the mayoral hopeful told residents of a South London sink estate today.

"My pipedream will weed out the young thugs who won't work like Billy-Oh at their exams.

"Stick and carrot thing. Nobody gets busted for a little weed if there's been a bit of commitment with the ABCc beforehand.

"Everyone else caught with the drug gets an automatic five years hard labour in a Bernard Matthews turkey abattoir.

"Deal or no deal?"

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