In a twist worthy of any film classic, Harry Potter's mystery Aussie girl revealed today "I'm really a man".
She is 30 something year old Sydney Boiler Maker and part-time cross-dresser Les Preop. In an exclusive interview Les told Spoof "Oooh Darrrrling...as soon as our eyes met I new he was interested..."
The pair were first introduced last year at the Sydney Nightclub Cut and Tuck following a Sydney Awards Ceremony. Before Harry could grab Ms Preop's vitals however, she was lost in the crowd of Ladyboy's clammering for Harry's autograph. Desperate for love, Harry returned to Australia last week to hunt down his dream girl.
Sadly Harry's search for love downunder has hit a further snag, as Ms Preop is already in a two year strong relationship - and Ms Preop's current boyfriend is said to be less than impressed by Harry's advances.
But Ms Preop is not looking to cash in on Harry's fame and fortune.
"I am not after the attention or the money, but he is rather cute, and if he doesn't mind playing flipper then there could be a future for us."