A Police Constable has today gone mad after his Personal Computer went mad due to being loaded with Politically Correct data containing what a fellow PC described as "PC gone mad".
The first PC, named as Peter Clive Agenda, 42, went mad according to fellow PC, PC Gonmad, 37, after a daft PC agenda was installed which required more form-filling and box-ticking from our boys in blue.
PC agendas, according to PC Gonmad, was one of PC Agenda's bugbears.
"It must have affected PC Agenda's PC too" said Gonmad "since no sooner had it been installed, than the PC started whirring and banging. I thought 'that PC's gone mad'!"
"Then a PC started to foam at the mouth and scream 'not another bloody PC agenda'! And I thought 'that PC's gone mad'! Then I looked and saw it was PC Agenda. And I thought 'Not PC!'"
PC Agenda was quickly sedated by fellow PCs and taken to Hatfield Hospital for observation.
"He must have installed some anti-PC software on his PC, for it to have gone mad like that" said Gonmad "PC Agenda was dead set against PC agendas of any kind, especially those he described as having 'gone mad'."
"PC Agenda always warned that PC gone mad would one day cause a PC to go mad, but its very ironic that the PC happened to be Agenda himself."