Fat and useless MP John Prescott's risible claims to have suffered from bulimia, have been revealed to be a cynical ploy to publicize his latest slimming book entitled Eat Yourself Thin The Prescott Way it has been revealed tonight.
Prescott's dieting method advocates eating several large dinners, greasy side dishes, and highly sugary desserts, all washed down by at least 15 pints of Yorkshire Bitter followed by -in the words of the book- "A trip down the local A and E to get your stomach pumped. Then you'll feel as right as rain, and ready for your next course."
Nutritionists and experts in vomiting have exploded with anger at Prescott's diet.
"Do that for a week and you'll probably be dead." said one expert "I'm not surprised Prezzer looks the way he does."