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Tuesday, 15 April 2008

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'like she's just knocked off from a gruelling fifty quid-a-pop sleaze-session at Max Mosley's orgy apartment'

London - (A-List Sewage Mess): Paris Hilton drew a record number of London's stagnant water bottom-feeders last night as she graced a Mayfair nightclub with her pointless toxic presence.

The somewhat faded 27 year-old peroxide bimbo didn't even think it necessary to touch up her now-greying roots as she flounced into Mahiki with Good Charlotte musician (sic) Benji Madden in tow.

Even her black and silver ensemble looked like a cheap and nasty $200 outfit from some M25 backwater rag merchant.

"Makes her look like she's just knocked off from a gruelling fifty quid-a-pop sleaze-session at Max Mosley's orgy apartment," one London clubber commented.

After ten consecutive impromptu visits to the Ladies Room to 'powder her nose' Paris gave a feature-length 10 minute performance of slobbering all over her American paramour, groping his family jewels area and very nearly causing him to burst forth from his Moschino-for-Men snakeskin jeans.

Then to the delight of Z-List London celebs like Big Brother's porny Marchant twins - who at least had had their hair roots touched up relatively recently - she then gyrated a faux-lapdance like some drunken kamikaze weirdo about to go down on an unsuspecting landmark erection.

Kate Moss is in hiding.

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