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Monday, 14 April 2008

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All the stuff is to be taken off the shelves and replaced with My Little Feckless Pony coloring books instead.

London - (Ass Mess): A supermarket chain has been pilloried for adding a seven year-olds' Tampax Starter Kit to its much-panned junior trainer bra.

The UK-wide chain has defended its position saying that girls of that age have a right to know what is coming "and anyway, it's better than messing around with those hideous pad-thinggies that only old, menopausal women ever use."

Consumer groups however want all the stuff taken off the shelves and replaced with My Little Feckless Pony coloring books instead.

"At the rate some of these High Street giants are going we fear the worst," a Botchdog TV consumer program source said today.

"We've already confiscated over five million trainer condoms for the six-to-eight year-old sector of the market and will clamp down hard on any related crap," the Orifice of Fair Trading said today.

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