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Monday, 14 April 2008

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FO officials say the tattoos could be easily altered to Kiss My Ass The Dalai Llama

Buckingham Palace - (Ass Mess): Wills and Harry have been banned from going to the Olympics after the Chinese found out they have had 'I Love The Dalai Llama' cartoons tattooed on their bottoms.

A spokesman at the Chinese Embassy in London said Beijing was taking no chances after assessing the number of times the feckless little heir-of-the-dog apparents to the puppet throne dropped their trousers after so much as half a pint of lager shandy.

"Beijing Olympiad chiefs very worried," cultural attache Hoo Flung Dung said today, "international incident a great pity."

Foreign Orifice sources however feel that a negotiated settlement is possible.

"With very little actual alteration we think the Chinese slogan on the royal arses could be easily modified to Kiss My Ass The Dalai Llama .

"We hope this proves to be a useful bargaining tool."

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