Written by Gordon Bennet
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Monday, 14 April 2008

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The Slappers Seven at a Tapas Bar

Gerry and Kate McCann, who admit to not looking after the daughter Maddie properly, while on holiday at Praia da Luz during May 2007, have invited Shannon Mathews Mum Karen, and her Step Dad Craig Meehan to look after their twin siblings Sean and Amelie, on their next holiday, where ever that might be.

The destination will not be decided on, until their Spokesman Clarence Mitchell, has decided which part of the World would provide the most publicity.

Clarence has said "the Find Maddie Fund has started to dwindle, so Gerry and Kate may have to settle for a budget holiday, but where ever it might be, it would involve either the Pope, a President or Royalty."

While some people might criticise the McCann's choice of guardian, at least Karen Mathews has never lost any of her fifteen kids.

Young Shannon might have slipped off for a few days, but was found unharmed, after playing an innocent game of Hide and Seek with her Uncle, in his one bed flat.

Apparently Karen Mathews and Craig Meehan are considering the McCann's offer, and early indications are, is that they will accept as long as they can take their boozing swinging friends, the Slappers Seven.

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