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Monday, 7 April 2008

image for Top Brit Brothelkeeper Cynthia Payne Lashes Out At Max Mosely Tabloid Hypocrisy
"What about Prince Philip, the Archbishop of Canterbury and Cliff Richard???"

London - (Lurid Ass Mess): Legendary Streatham madam Cynthia Payne has lashed out at UK tabloid hypocrisy about the Max Mosley Nazi orgy caper.

Speaking from her famous albeit now cleaned-up South London brothel home Payne has said the Forumla One chief has been pilloried as a scapegoat.

"Plenty of other Establishment figures in this business have got off scott-free," Payne ranted on UK TV News today.

"What about Prince Philip, the Archbishop of Canterbury and Cliff Richard?

"There isn't a London madam worth her salt who hasn't stashed away a bit of this sort of kinky Nazi footage as a personal pension policy.

"Max Mosely must have been smashed to let himself walk into this one."

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