London - (Fetid Ass Mess): New kinky video nasty footage has emerged showing Formula One Nazi fetishist Max Mosley and KGB turncoat Oleg Gordievsky anointing their acolyte Tony Blair with precious crude oils at his Opus Dei baptism last year.
Mosley, 67, and Gordievsky, 69, were filmed in the crypt of the Jesuits' Church of The Immaculate Deception in Farm Street, Mayfair last December, in their role as ritual godfathers.
The pair have groomed Blair for the EU presidency ever since his first initiation act of homage in late 1982 when George Bush Senior performed the classic Laying On Of Hands ceremony that appointed Blair as official successor to the 'suicided' God's Banker Roberto Calvi.
The move propelled Blair to the Opus Dei top slot of God's Hedge Fund Director in a clear sign of one-upmanship over the ill-fated Calvi.
"Ever since then he's had the gift of Speaking In Tongues," an MI6 sourced explained today.
"Of course that's unravelling quite a bit right now. But at least you know who's responsible for all this financial mess the world is in."
Joseph Ratzinger is foaming at the mouth.