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Sunday, 6 April 2008

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Gordievsky in one of his top disguises masking the swastika

London - (Polonium 210 Mess): The Max Mosley Nazi orgy saga took a kinky new twist this weekend with former cold war double agent Oleg Gordievsky claiming he is a poisoning victim by the Formula One chief "just like Hitler's lover Eva Braun" in the Berlin bunker.

"MI6 has long suspected that the KGB turncoat and Mosley fell out after being lovers for the last three decades," a top spook said today.

The 69 year-old former Soviet bluffer was secretly outed as a top Opus Dei puppet master just days after 'God's Banker' Roberto Calvi was found hanging under Blackfriars Bridge in 1982.

"All that Mosley hetero S&M palaver in the tabloids has been a very professional cover-job," ex-MI6 top spook Sir Richard Dearlove chuckled today.

"But we always knew Mosley and Gordievsky were behind the elaborate Mitrokhin Archive hoax," Dearlove added.

"Grooming Tony Blair into the Brotherhood was always their prime objective."

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