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Saturday, 5 April 2008

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Brown, jinxed by the Third Reich's insignia - just like his predecessor

London - (Third Reich Mess): The Progressive Governance Summit hosted today by UK Prime Monster Gorgon Brown has been forced to remove its swastika-emblazoned logo.

The symbol had been plastered liberally all over the Downing Street website promoting the event as well as on the conference site at the Grove Hotel in Watford.

But the London design firm which created the PR symbol remains unrepentant.

"We knew it was a risk," Dave Goebbels of design firm Fascists-R-Us said today.

"But we couldn't just ignore the historical ties connecting the Grove Hotel with some of the Puppet Monarchy's strongest Third Reich bloodlines.

"But of a lark, really."

Brown is the second Labour PM to go full throttle with a swastika logo promoting an important event.

In 2007 Tony Blair's Olympic think tank famously launched the London 2012 logo which features...yes! His Grandpa's personal sigil, the swastika.

Angela Merkel is hopping mad.

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