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Thursday, 3 April 2008

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FIA President and all round nice guy Max Mosely sensationally revealed that he is to become a rapper - under the name Maxy M.

He described this career choice as 'wise' and for 'the good of mankind' - a bit like the Nazi's ideology.

"My new single will be typical gangsta rap. I'll be getting down with my ho's and bitches. The title of the song will have a German outlook to it. Its called 'Seik Heil In The Name Of Mutha Fuckin Love'."

Mosely has been filming the promotional video for it. In it, he is seen shouting German and getting down with the ho's on all fours. Reviews have called it a 'classic rap video'.

"Its great to do all that stuff. I seen 50 Cent do all that stuff to women and its great to finally achieve my ambition."

Mosely laughed at the fact when everyone thought it was disrespectful to women.

"You do know 50 Cent is very good to his mother," he replied.

He recently admitted that he will be doing a duet with his fellow rapper friend Bernie Eccelstone - or as we know him, Bern E. Bern E has responded by saying that the duet will 'just be taking the piss'.

After asking what we can expect from his rap career, Mosely responded by saying:

"Think of it as a cross between Tupac and Adolf Hitler! My forthcoming album is going to be absolutely blingin!"

Max's forthcoming album 'Hitler Reborn' is released on the 26th April.

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