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Monday, 31 March 2008

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With the recent spate of government legislation aimed at innocent hardworking motorists, TheSpoof.com has uncovered top secret plans to turn motorists into fuel.

Utilising a Roman method of execution, "Decimation" is to be implemented on the roadside, whereupon one in every ten motorist will be pulled over and executed.

The hapless roaduser will then be despatched to a rendering plant to be converted into bio-fuel.

A spokesman commented:

"We see this as a real step forward in dealing with global warming. Not only will we cut down on road users, but we will generate an environmentally friendly fuel.

"We like to think of it as 'Killing two motorists with one stone' so to speak! Humane methods of death will of course will be observed at all times, and the next of kin will be notified."

Quite what will happen to the cars these unfortunate motorists leave behind is unclear at this stage.

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