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Thursday, 27 March 2008

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Gordon Brown and Madame Carla Nicholas Sarkozy during the state banquet at Windsor Palace

The British PM is reported to have got lost last night at the state banquet hosted for the French President Nicolas Sarkozy. In a television footage made available by TV X, the Queen can be heard saying to Princess Anne "Where on earth has that Scottish ass buggered off…, he always runs away at crucial moments."

Princess Anne's reply to the Queen "Am I bovvered though" has gone very well with the French viewers. The famous international rock band, Al Qaeda, has also announced its plans to launch a music album with that name.

Gordon Brown found his way to the august gathering only when the dessert was being served. He was due to sit opposite to the Queen but had to finally sit at a seat next to Madame Carla Sarkozy. Sources at the Windsor Castle blame this seating to be the reason why Gordon's ice cream stick got melted so quickly.

A spokesman at No. 10 said "the PM does what he's told on these state occasions... this time the Queen's instructions read get lost Gordon, and so he did."

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