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Wednesday, 26 March 2008

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God, but at least I get paid for writing this drivel

Human wife of Peter Andre, Jordan has recently been voted the best writer, ahead of such names as Charles Dickens.

The one woman business and manufacturer of books written by Ghost Writer's, Katie Price was voted at number 1, whilst Victoria Beckham was at number 2 with her books about fashion and what a trauma it is to be rich, and employed as a singer (sic).

Charles Dickens, famed for such works as Bleak House, Great Expectations, Oliver Twist, and A Tale of two cities, was at number 11 on the list, while William Shakespeare famed for such works as Romeo and Juliet, Hamlet, and Othello was placed at number 15. A spokesperson for Ms Price said:

'Katie Price is right to be placed at number 1 in this list. She is the greatest writer in Britain today, and it is only fitting that she is at number 1'.

Also at the ceremony, Victoria Beckham (56) said 'Please sir, can I have some more?'

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