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Sunday, 23 March 2008

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Cherie and Tony show catholics how "it" should be done

Tony Blair and his wife, Cherie, have a released a lovers' guide DVD. The documentary, which they both wrote and star in, shows them demonstrating a number of sexual positions that allow maximum sensation but minimise the risk of conception.

The couple made the following statement at the launch of the DVD: "Now we are Catholics we are aware of the problems that highly sexed couples face in wanting to maintain a healthy physical relationship, but without using the satanic invention of contraception."

The DVD has received a mixed response. One commentator remarked: "After Iraq, it seems strange for Blair to be advocating being careful about going in without taking the necessary precautions."

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