Written by Dr Edward Maxwell
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Topics: Smoking, ginger

Saturday, 22 March 2008

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The smoking redhead offers drive-thru service as well. Parking is in the rear

A woman with a penchant for smoking cheap cigarettes was removed from a Plymouth pub after refusing to extinguish one of her vile burning weeds.

Karena E. Tah, a female escort and suspected witch who services the Plymouth area, was sucking on a fag in a corner of Plymouth's famous Flaming Ice Cube pub and was asked to stop.

After refusing to do so, the fiesty redhead was dragged kicking and screaming to the pub's exit and tossed into the street. Once there, she began shouting at passersby that the pub had violated her civil rights, and soon began throwing rocks at the pub's entrance. After twenty minutes of this bizarre behavior, the smoking redhead retreated to her coven in the north.

The woman has vowed that she will never be parted from her fags and will return to the pub to smoke in a time of her choosing.

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