London - (Re:uterus & Ass Mess): A pregnant twelve year-old Taleban warlord's daughter is suing Prince Harry for desertion in the divorce courts in London.
The news emerged after an Afghani embassy aide filed papers on behalf of Khalida Khujesta Khatol - Pashto names meaning 'Everlasting Royal Black Mole/Beauty Spot'.
The deposition claims a £25 million one-off dowry payment 'equivalent to and not less than the severance payment negotiated by Heather Mills McCarttney', £1 million per annum each for the as yet unborn twin sons and first pick of Princess Diana's personal jewellery held in trust for future Puppet Monarchy brides.
Additionally the deserted child-wife is demanding a wing of Kensington Palace in which to bring up the brats, a personal gilded coach-and-four for ceremonial occasions and London travel, her own posse of royal protection squad police officers, 100 detached luxury houses in Hampstead's Billionaire's Row for her extended family and credit/charge cards at the Harab's department store.
A spokesman at Clarence House said today: