Sandbanks, Dorset - (Co-incidental Mess): A third senior UK police officer was been found 'suicided' today following Monday's myserious death of Sgt Jim Bergerac, Camilla's head of security, and Manchester Police chief Mike Todd on Tuesday.
Dorset's Insp Neil Munro, 43, was found on the Sandbanks Peninsula's Millionaire's Row this morning floating fully clothed under the jetty of some anonymous billionaire's beachfront mansion.
"He was just bobbing up and down in the water," local gardener Dave Potts said today, " as if he might be just looking for cockles, or something."
The news sent shivers down the spines of the UK police service up and down the country.
"We think this is just a coincidence at this stage," Dorset's chief constable said today.
However, veteran officers who served in the 1960s and 70s are already said to be 'paranoid' at the prising open of dead-end enquiries into cover-ups of Jersey's Hate de la Garenne children's molestation investigations.
"Whoever next?" former RUC chief constable Sir Ronnie Flannagan said today.