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Topics: ginger, Red Hair

Friday, 14 March 2008

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He was once ginger!

Ever since Catherine Tate's 'Gingers for Justice' campaign, there has been an increase of attacks on unsuspecting ginger.

At a large University, that shall remain nameless, a student with ginger hair was covered in shaving foam, washed with Stella the moved, still asleep into a lecture room where they slept for the rest of the night.

This is one of many unprovoked attacks on gingers which may lead to Catherine Tate renewing her campaign for justice but this time stood on top of the White House.

Another act of mistreating gingers is when a teacher shaved a ginger pupil's hair off saying that it wasd a 'distraction for other pupils.' We (Ginga Ninja) complained but the school agreed with the teacher saying that:

"Children have a right to work without distractions however, ginger hair does prove to be a distraction"

Some how, though, pupils at the school are allowed mobile phones, ipods, PSP's, laptops, cigarettes and drugs. When we questioned them about this, the school said that:

"Cigarettes and drugs are a great stimulus for the brain and pupils have a right to technology."

We didn't take the argument further.

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