London - (Third Reich Mess): People should dress up in Nazi uniforms and goosestep all the way down to Buckingham Palace on the Puppet Monarch's official birthday according to the UK's bird-brain ex-top lawyer Lord Goldsmith.
"Prince Harry started such useful work when he donned that swastika shirt," Goldsmith explained today.
"What better way for the nation to express its true allegiance than honoring Elizabeth's natural father the old Fuhrer himself," Goldsmith continued.
According to sources in the House of Lords Goldsmith is frantic because the United Kingdom has become a divided country with no sense of the magnificence of New Labour's achievements.
"We still have about thirty million surplus Nazi uniforms made in China for the Queen's Golden Jubilee," Goldsmith added wistfully.
"These are absolute heritage items and will one day be priceless museum pieces.
"Citizens might like to purchase them at approximately £1,000 each - what a bargain! - which would bring in a much needed £30 billion for the Northern Crock Bank nationalisation.
"I wonder if Richard Branson might be persuaded to venture into the rag trade?"