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Tuesday, 11 March 2008

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Whoever next?

Snowdonia, Wales - (Rioters): Yet another top UK cop has been found dead just 24 hours after Sergeant Jim Bergerac, Camilla's head of security, was found fatally injured with multiple gunshot wounds to his wallet, head and chest.

Greater Manchester Police Chief Constable Mike Todd vanished last night after going for a stroll on Snowdon in north Wales.

His body was discovered today on an unpronounceable part of the mountain commonly called Bwlch Glas.

A number of private letters to his kith and kin were found about his person although no graphic details have been released.

Colleagues first became suspicious because Todd was never an outdoorsy type and yesterday's 80mph gales, ferocious downpours and generally treacherous conditions were hardly the time to begin an interest in hiking.

A Police Federation spokesmsan said today:

"Two in 24 hours. Whoever next."

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