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Monday, 10 March 2008

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India 'Willie' Bush

In the early hours of the morning news broke that staff at The White House were in a state of panic as Laura Bush's pussy had gone missing.

Laura's pussy 'India Bush' a black and white moggy affectionately nicknamed 'Willie' because of it's habit of persistently licking a certain area, had mysteriously disappeared.

Head of Security James Knodell was summoned to the oval office by President George Bush, who is furious that his wife's pussy had disappeared, Knodell reassured the President that Security staff were doing everything they could to locate the missing 'Willie'.

Knodell had instructed White House Press Secretary Dana Perino to issue a photo exactly as shown in this article taken very recently after 'Willie' had returned from the vet's after having a collar fitted to restrain him from licking that certain area which had apparently now become enlarged, the photo now released to the Press is accompanied by a short personal statement from the President simply saying 'Bring Back My Willie'.

Miles O'Brien from CNN stated that 'Willie' may have been taken to Camp David, possibly straying onto a waiting helicopter without being noticed by Security Staff who are not trained to look out for pussy's. However USA Today Reporter Jack Kelley, who is already under scrutiny for fabricating stories, stated that the same helicopter had landed at Andrews Airforce Base where 'Willie' must have walked onto an open transport bound for Afghanistan, where a spokesman for American Forces in Afghanistan had confirmed that a pussy very similar to Laura's had been sighted in a tent near the front line.

Head Of White House Security James Knodell then admitted to ABC News that the CIA had leaked the location of the Bush's 'Willie' to USA Today.

President Bush has gone on record saying 'As Head of this administration I can tell you we will be very frustrated until my wife's pussy is returned'.

Former President Bill Clinton pledged support for the return of Laura's pussy and offered Hillary's pussy to the Bush's as she was still away on her campaign for the White House.

President Bush said, 'Bill's a genius having Hillary's pussy to stroke will calm us all down during the wait to get my 'Willie' back'. In the meantime a detail of crack troops have been assigned the task of guarding the Bush's pussy until Airforce One arrives, Lt Gen Karl Eikenberry reassured Defense Secretary Robert M. Gates that the Bush's 'Willie' would be safe in their hands.

The President's wife Laura Bush said she was very relieved and was looking forward to having her 'Willie' back on her lap again at The White House. Head Of White House Security has said, 'To make sure this never happens again, new security measures have been introduced, in future any transport by road or air will be thoroughly searched for pussy's before they leave The White House. I have also advised The President to have a chip inserted into Mrs Bush's pussy'.

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