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Topics: Naked, Army, Soldier

Tuesday, 4 March 2008

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Get a grip, boys, get a grip

Shocked Ministry of Defence officials were today left reeling after several British Commando's went completely commando in a bar and patrons actually complained.

Britain's 59 Independent Commando Squadron entered the bar in Norway through the rear entrance during Arctic training and whipped off all their gear, then ordered a round of stiff drinks.

Patrons of the bar, who were treated to an eyeful of Her Majesty's finest meat-and-two-veg, without charge, had the gall to say that they felt the soldiers behaviour was lewd and far from the up-standing manner expected from British forces abroad.

Since the incident after which the soldiers involved were severely disciplined and fined £500.00 each as punishment, the soldiers have been invited to repeat the exercise in several ladies only nights the length and breadth of the U.K, where they will be severely disciplined and paid £500.00 each.

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