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Monday, 3 March 2008

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Taleban warlords think Harry's a typical Brit tosser

Kabullshit - (Ass Mess): Nine out of ten Taleban warlords say their sense of self-esteem has soared after seeing gingernut Prince Harry mincing round in designer combats and £250-a-pop Raybans on their home turf near Kandahar.

That is the verdict from a startling YouTosserGov opinion poll published today outlining Afghani nationals' worst fears that the UK is a nation of bungling piss artist poseurs.

These ancient prejudices have been confirmed after Harry was seen on active duty surrounded by a 24/7 entourage of SAS minders watching his every move.

"The Afghani warrior ethos may be primitive and brutal," an Asia specialist from London's School of Oriental & African Studies commented today, "but its essentially Klingonesque notion of manhood is universally accepted among the billions of inhabitants of Asia.

"They are surely pissing themselves with laughter now that Harry has been held up as the epitome of the bulldog spirit."

General Sir David Donuts is hopping mad.

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