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Monday, 3 March 2008

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Prince Harry's old Gran recently. "Harry's got a lot to learn"

Returning hero, Prince Harry, has caused a stir by branding his homeland as pants!

Slammed

In a terrible tirade that would have made his own commanding officer blush, the ginger Prince slammed the UK as rubbish saying that he gets a raw deal from the press.

Lambast

His Princelyness then went on to lambast the country where he is third in line to the throne in an astonishing outburst. It was left to his old Gran to pour oil on the troubled waters.

Queen

Speaking from her Windsor home, Mrs Saxe-Coburg Gothe told us: "He's just a young man and has a lot to learn. If you ask me he's probably suffering from that post traumatic stress disorder that doesn't really exist"

Dire Straits

But his feisty Grandad, Phil, commented:"What that young fellow needs is a spell in the army! That'd learn him what's what I can tell you!"

Drogba

Following his return the Prince is expected to start pissing it up in trendy Chelsea night-clubs with a string of dolly-birds, before leaving at 3 am and decking members of the paparazzi.

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