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Sunday, 2 March 2008

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Prince Harry serving on the front line in Afghanistan

GB News has just announced on its Website that reporter Gordon Bennet has been detained by MI6 in Kabul for revealing the whereabouts of Prince Harry

Bennet who had been working undercover for GB News had revealed on 10th February 2006 that Prince Harry who was allegedly serving on the Front Line in Helmand Province was in fact getting completely rat arsed every night touring the Night Clubs of Kabul.

The story had been picked up by a United States Website, an Australian Website, the KGB, MI6 and a leading British News organisation The Spoof News.

Bennet was made to retract his story on the 18th February and replace it with a story that Prince Harry was being reprimanded for spending too much time in Chelsy.

Rumours had also been spread by Bennet's story that Prince Harry was giving up Clubbing and Drinking on 6th January 2008 which also reported by The Spoof News.

This story gave credence to the fact that The Queen's favourite Prince Harry was going to be posted abroad to either Iraq or Afghanistan.

It is understood that Prince Harry has already returned to London where it is anticipated that he will resume spending even more time in Chelsy.

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