Written by Jimmy Jock
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Topics: Women

Friday, 29 February 2008

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A clever dog

A renagade scientist claimed that all women are less intelligent than retarded dogs. When quizzed about the remarks he seemed shocked that a woman reporter even looked him in the eye, slapped her and told her to "go home, bitch".

This scene was greeted by mass male celebration. One drunken bystander said this is a great day for man kind and he was going home to see if his bitch was in heat.

No one from womens rights were available to comment. The scientist, S Hawkin, has no evidence or proof that this genius theory is true.

"I haven't really thought about it, but it must be true," he said.

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