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Friday, 29 February 2008

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Four days without a princely bubble bath and you can't do anything with your hair!

Britain's news sources normally so rapacious they would run a Princess into a wall have managed to button their lips over the adventures of Afghan War- rior ,Prince Harry of the Royal Air Controllers Brigade.

Leave it to Matt Drudge,of Obama in African drag fame to tell the world and lotsa enemies too that Prince Hal is a Afghanistan War -rior.

With no Falstaff in sight to provide comic relief, Hal has been doing his day to day job monitoring the skies above Helmand Province.British official have been tripping over each other to praise this royals actual participation in real life,if you can call war that.Sir General Nowar Garciaparra declared all of Britain's pride that a member of the royal family had actually chosen to do something actual.

Harry on the other hand is enjoying his Prince and the Pauper escapade. he says that he hasn't had his bubble bath in four days and loves smelling like the other boys.

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