Written by queen mudder
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Topics: Pope, Hitler, Mothers Day

Sunday, 24 February 2008

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Hellfire grandees are fleeing in droves

London - (Diabolical Mess): The UK's satanic Hellfire Club has been warned that next Sunday's Mother's Day falls on the soixante-neuf anniversary of the accession into papal orifice of Eugenio Pacelli, nee Geli, universally acknowledged as Hitler's Pope.

"That gives Hellfire grandees less than a week to pack their bags and flee to some pliable Latin American hellhole where their Nazi forefathers hid looted Tsarist gold and Amber Room booty," the head of the Met's Serious & Disorganised Crime Agency said today.

Pius XII, son of the syphilitic Russian orthodox psychotic known as Rasputin, went on to spawn both KGB Bush clones who took on the ID and personas of George Bush 1 and 2.

He has been revered for nearly the Biblical requisite of three-score-and-ten years after mating with the UK Blackshirts' doppelganger Violet Freeman.

Freeman was then inserted into the role of Queen Elizabeth the Queen Mother after the real Queen Elizabeth, her husband King George VI and eldest daughter Princess Elizabeth all perished in the Luftwaffe's bombing of Buckingham Palace in 1940.

Her son was soon easily established in the US as George Bush Senior after a Bush family turf war with the Joseph Kennedy clan saw him gunned down in a New York brothel shortly before JFK's assassination in 1963.

His bullet-riddled body was then dumped in the Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis Lake in Central Park where it has rotted ever since.

The other spawning of Bush Junior was after Pious (sic) impregnated Hitler's daughter, born to British traitor and fascist-worshipper Unity Mitford.

"The hideous co-incidence of these uterine brothers looking very much like the father/son combo of the Bushes has been likened to one of the top horror show wonders of the world," a Fraud Squad source added.

As the UK prepares to celebrate Mother's Day the grand finale of the Hellfire Club final act may have just been writ large after one thousand treason arrest warrants were signed in secret.

"Expect the ultimate interpretation of the Biblical Day of Judgement," a NATO top brass added confidently.

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