In a cruel twist of fate yesterday, Brian Lookatthewater went blind and his head exploded. In a statement released by his Master John Morrison said "If he had a family they would be devastated".
Lookatthewater went blind from looking at a mysterious object in the sky, reported in this column yesterday. His head exploded due to rareness.
Brian was famous for dossing about the Leenan Road on his way to "work" at Master Morrisons, and of course looking at the water. No one is quiet sure what came first: the name or the crazy antics. One thing is for sure: he is odd.
A fellow co-slave, Edward Foggey was heart broken. Edward and Lookatthewater were in a long term relationship together and Lookatthewater was set to move into Edwards "cat" palace after the honeymoon.
A weeping Foggey said "he had so much to live for!! Why is it always the young ones that have to go?"