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Tuesday, 19 February 2008

image for London finally to axe official tribute to Adolf Hitler
The plaque will be torn down along with the rogue government according to spooks' sources

London - (Third Reich Mess): The official Blue Plaque commemorating Adolf Hitler's contributions to the UK is to be torn down just as soon as his elder daughter, the Hellfire Club tribute act masquerading as the Puppet Monarch Elizabeth II, finally pops her fetid clogs.

"Hopefully very, very soon," said a top NATO military intelligence official today.

The Hitler tribute is sited at the bottom of Fleet Street in Luftwaffe Circus and marks Hitler's earliest known London activities selling newspapers on behalf of fascist-fellating newspaper magnate and addle-brained revisionist Lord Split-Beaverbrook.

The Hitler plaque has remained in situ since 1983 because the fascist dictator's grandson Tony Blair challenged its removal just as soon as he first slimed his way into Parliament in 1983.

Blair's aunt, Old Fatty Mountbatten as Hellfire grandees like to call her, paid Blair handsomely to ensure the plaque is not removed or challenged in any way.

"Now that his IRA/Opus Dei Army Council membership has finally been outed Blair can expect to be recycled to the gallows along with his Grandpa's disgusting plaque," a top MI5 spook said today.

"Trust me, it's a very short time to go."

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