Carina-eta born Carina-ta Funk Bucket today admitted she lost her cherry to Dad Farmer.
Dad Farmer announced that Carina-eta allowed him to have her cherry as a gift for graduation. Dad Farmer is also Carina-eta's first cousin.
The 'Cherry' Dad received is a red Ford Thunderbird which was given to Carina-eta by her mother Ester Jones of Whales.
Ester Jones admitted she had reservations about the gift when she caught Carina-eta using carrots for other than eating purposes in the bathroom.The carrots were for the evening stew.
Mr. Funk Bucket, Carina-eta's father said, "I ate the carrots after she used them and they tasted a bit fishy like anchovies on bread but I rather liked them I did."
Carina-eta said she named the Ford Thunderbird "Cherry" because of the deep red color she thought about every month when she used to drive her car in for a wash at the local car wash.
It appears Dad got a nice gift that will increase in value over the years if he holds on to the car. He currently keeps the car in his garage and rarely drives it.
"It was a bloody nice Cherry Dad got" said Dad's neighbor. The neighbor saw the red Thunderbird one time when Dad drove it to the car show.
Carina-eta is not too disappointed in departing with her Cherry because she now has a blue Toyota pick up she purchased.